For All You Grunts Out There

[WFD999]

I was surfin around the web and found this. Enjoy


Fire Department Ranks

Chief
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God.

Deputy Chief
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God.

Assistant Chief
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if special request is approved.

Battalion Chief
Barely clears a Quonset hut
Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God.

District Chief
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Dog paddles
Talks to animals

Captain
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can't stay afloat with a life preserver
Talks to walls.

Lieutenant
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says, "Look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself.

Firefighter
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD!!!!!

[JGallagher]

I like this!! I should bring a copy into the station!!

[firefighter9calt]

Hey Gallagher do you get the Atlantic Firefighter at your hall. If so check out the December 2003 Edition it is in there.

[JGallagher]

Originally posted by firefighter9calt
Hey Gallagher do you get the Atlantic Firefighter at your hall. If so check out the December 2003 Edition it is in there.

I honestly dont know. If it is in a certain place in the office I cant go there!!

[TiSme]

LOL :D


Oh ya .... this is definately going up on the misc posting board.

Thanx for the laughs ....

[DFCSmash]

This is in the meeting room in our fire hall. It was posted there by the previous Chief. He said you should never forget what and who was really important ... in life and in the hall.