WFD999
11-11-2004, 10:30 AM
A Man
A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, " You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. " BELL 1 rings and we put our jackets", BELL 2 and we all slide down the pole". " BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go".
From now on we are going to run this house the same way. When I say "BELL 1", I want you to strip naked. When I say "BELL 2" I want you to jump into bed, and when I say "BELL 3", we are going to do it all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1". The wife took off her clothes. "BELL 2" the wife jumped into bed. "BELL 3", they began doing it.
After 2 minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4". Whats this bell 4 asked the husband. More hose, she replied, you're nowhere near the fire.:eek:
A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, " You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. " BELL 1 rings and we put our jackets", BELL 2 and we all slide down the pole". " BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go".
From now on we are going to run this house the same way. When I say "BELL 1", I want you to strip naked. When I say "BELL 2" I want you to jump into bed, and when I say "BELL 3", we are going to do it all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1". The wife took off her clothes. "BELL 2" the wife jumped into bed. "BELL 3", they began doing it.
After 2 minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4". Whats this bell 4 asked the husband. More hose, she replied, you're nowhere near the fire.:eek: