iamvff
12-16-2004, 09:07 AM
How many of these apply to your Dept?
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK FIRE DEPARTMENT IF... -author unknown
...Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene
...You have naked lady mud-flaps on your Pumper
...You've ever got back to the firehouse and found you've locked yourself out
...Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire getting drunk
...You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt their grounds
...Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it
...You've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck
...Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing
...The local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarrassed them last time
...You've ever locked the keys in your truck
...You've referred to a light bar as sexy
...You've ever taken a girl out in a Pumper
...Your Pumper smokes more than a house fire
...You've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got too hot
...You've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck
...You've ever stopped in route to pick up road kill
...You hand out spit cans before each meeting
...You have a sign out front of you station that says will fight fires for beer
...Everyone in your department is related in some way or another
..Your lightbar cost more than your car
(Courtesy of leatherbucket.com)
Have a good one
Be safe
iamvff
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK FIRE DEPARTMENT IF... -author unknown
...Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene
...You have naked lady mud-flaps on your Pumper
...You've ever got back to the firehouse and found you've locked yourself out
...Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire getting drunk
...You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt their grounds
...Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it
...You've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck
...Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing
...The local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarrassed them last time
...You've ever locked the keys in your truck
...You've referred to a light bar as sexy
...You've ever taken a girl out in a Pumper
...Your Pumper smokes more than a house fire
...You've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got too hot
...You've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck
...You've ever stopped in route to pick up road kill
...You hand out spit cans before each meeting
...You have a sign out front of you station that says will fight fires for beer
...Everyone in your department is related in some way or another
..Your lightbar cost more than your car
(Courtesy of leatherbucket.com)
Have a good one
Be safe
iamvff