wilderness
12-22-2004, 10:21 AM
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good looking guy sitting at the bar by himself...
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.... "MAGIC BEER", he says
She is thinking he is little crazy, so she gets up and proceeds to walk around the bar then relizes that there is no one else worth talking to, so she heads back to the man at the bar and says That isn,t really MAGIC BEER, is it?......
Sure is he said and drinks down his beer with one big gulp, jumps out the window flies around the building three times and sits beside her at the bar..
Thats incredible she says i bet you can,t do that again... so he drinks down another beer with one big gulp and proceeds to jump from the building and flies around it three more times and sits beside her at the bar....
Bar keep get me what this man is drinking so he gets the lady her drink and she proceeds to drink it down as fast as she can....
She gets up runs to the window and jumps out landing flat on her back with two broken ankles. and a broken arm.....
the bartender looks at the guy and says " you know Superman you're a real a.....h.....e when your drunk"...........
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.... "MAGIC BEER", he says
She is thinking he is little crazy, so she gets up and proceeds to walk around the bar then relizes that there is no one else worth talking to, so she heads back to the man at the bar and says That isn,t really MAGIC BEER, is it?......
Sure is he said and drinks down his beer with one big gulp, jumps out the window flies around the building three times and sits beside her at the bar..
Thats incredible she says i bet you can,t do that again... so he drinks down another beer with one big gulp and proceeds to jump from the building and flies around it three more times and sits beside her at the bar....
Bar keep get me what this man is drinking so he gets the lady her drink and she proceeds to drink it down as fast as she can....
She gets up runs to the window and jumps out landing flat on her back with two broken ankles. and a broken arm.....
the bartender looks at the guy and says " you know Superman you're a real a.....h.....e when your drunk"...........