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iamvff
12-23-2004, 10:02 AM
'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the FIREHALL,
Not a creature was stirring, not even RED_DEVIL;
The stockings were hung by the HOSE RACK with care,
In hopes that ST. NICHOLAS soon would be there;
The FIREMEN AND FIREWOMEN were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of DREAM FIRE TRUCKS danced in their heads;
WITH SUE in her 'BALACLAVA, and KIRK in his cap,
they had just settled down for a long game of craps,

When out in the hall there arose a loud siren,
I sprang from the bed to see what the fire was.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the crest of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my 20/40 eyes should appear,
But a OVER-TURNED SLEIGH, and A BUNCH OF SMASHED BEER,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, station 1, they did come
And they whistled, and shouted, save the beer man

"Now, JG! now, RD! now, TOXIC and SKIDZ!
go, BEST COAST! go HELIX! go, WANNABE and KID!
To the top of the trucks, and out of the hall!
They dash away quickly, to try and save all!"

"As dry roads permit, and GREEN LITES cleared the way,
the crew they did hustle, although some COULDN'T DON SCBA's
So up to the intersection the firefighters they flew,
uprighted the sleigh, and saved the beer too.

The Captain just smiled, his team they gave all!
And away they all flew, ready for the next call.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-FIGHT."

BE HAPPY, BE SAFE, AND HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR

SINCERELY,
THE MELITA AND AREA FIRE BRIGADE
MELITA, MANITOBA
CANADA

bestcoast
12-23-2004, 10:10 AM
Well iamvff, what can i say.....that was awesome......happy holidays to you and yours......and to you and your department have a safe 2005.......BC...

Rescue78
12-23-2004, 05:19 PM
Thank for the laugh and the kind words.

All the best to you, your familly and department.

fireemsmom
12-23-2004, 05:32 PM
Great poem iamvff...

Best wishes for a safe and happy holiday season.

R

ThFyrWthn
12-23-2004, 06:43 PM
BWA HA hA hA!!! You guys are awesome... pbbt!

Thanks for the poem guys... phew, glad we saved the beer.

Merry Christmas all :)

DFCSmash
12-23-2004, 08:38 PM
AH, it warms my heart to see that others are having a thus far quiet enough time to write world class poetry:rolleyes: .

I KNOW how cold it is in Melita. and it isn't any warmer here. (OH wait, Melita is in the banana belt:D )

So thanks for the literary effort. :)

May we all enjoy a peaceful, safe and Joyous Christmas season.

on edit: HEY you said SCBA, you know you can't say that here!:D

Sparky2004
12-23-2004, 11:58 PM
Best wishes for a safe and happy holiday to everyone! :D

scoop422
12-24-2004, 04:48 AM
Awesome poem! Merry Christmas everyone! Go easy on the rum and egg nog!

wilderness
12-24-2004, 08:37 AM
All the dreaded subjects "green lights- scba's- and red devil"
that's just too funny
Best wishes and a merry christams to you as well..............

DFCSmash
12-19-2006, 11:36 AM
bump. As you can see the guy's talent is um, er, unlimited. Yeah that's it unlimited!

rescuechris
12-19-2006, 04:26 PM
AH, it warms my heart to see that others are having a thus far quiet enough time to write world class poetry:rolleyes: .

I KNOW how cold it is in Melita. and it isn't any warmer here. (OH wait, Melita is in the banana belt:D )

So thanks for the literary effort. :)

May we all enjoy a peaceful, safe and Joyous Christmas season.

on edit: HEY you said SCBA, you know you can't say that here!:D


The banana belt, is that from the same clothing line as the banana hammock?