wilderness
01-18-2005, 08:23 AM
This elderly lady is on a cruise ship taking a holiday
when she walks into the bar and sits on a stool and says bartender its my 80th birthday bring me a scotch and two drops of water.......
Bartender says congrats on your 80th b-day the drinks on me, so the lady proceeds to drink down the drink and she is about to order another when the lady sitting beside her says she would buy her a drink..so the bartender brings another scoth and two drops of water so this goes on for awhile and the lady has had about 8 drinks...... the bartender says Miss you have been drinking scotch and two drops of water for just over an hour why only two drops of water....she sons at my age i've learned to hold my liquor but not my water............................
when she walks into the bar and sits on a stool and says bartender its my 80th birthday bring me a scotch and two drops of water.......
Bartender says congrats on your 80th b-day the drinks on me, so the lady proceeds to drink down the drink and she is about to order another when the lady sitting beside her says she would buy her a drink..so the bartender brings another scoth and two drops of water so this goes on for awhile and the lady has had about 8 drinks...... the bartender says Miss you have been drinking scotch and two drops of water for just over an hour why only two drops of water....she sons at my age i've learned to hold my liquor but not my water............................