Fart football

[firehunter]

My first time posting a thread I guess you could say I"m responding to my first call at the FIREHALL!!!!!




A husband lays in bed and lets a big old fart rip "7points" he says. His wife says "what are you talking about?" "Fart football" he says. Minutes later the wife lets one rip and says "7 points tie". Again a few minutes later he farts again and says "14 points". The wife then let's another one rip and says "14 points tie". A few minutes later the wife lets a tiny one squeak out and says "3 points field goal 17 to 14". The husband not wanting to be outdone by a woman tries his hardest and ends up shitting the bed, then says "half time switch sides"


Just thought a joke would be a good first post . Hope you enjoy

[iamvff]

You'll fit in just fine!!!!!:D :p :D Welcome to the club:cool:

And just a few ground rules.....
(1)There are some pretty blunt (to the point) people on here, just take everything with a grain of salt
(2) You are not allowed to say SCBA, or talk about green dash lites...or even any other color of dash lites for that matter
(3)Any posts on "killing mice", "snow", and "broken beer bottles", seem to have a life of there own, post whatever you want to these threads because everyone has forgotten what we started talking about to begin with!
(4) Check in often, have fun, and most importantly...enlighten us with great conversation about fires, fire trucks, fire hall antics, training and the like.


Be safe, have fun
iamvff

[ThFyrWthn]

oooooooo... thanks, if someone asks if I wanna play fartfootball, now I know why to jus say NO! :eek: hehe :D

welcome firehunter!

[DFCSmash]

iamvff, you hypocritical SOB. We just about get the green light thread that almost caused bestcoast and me to come to blows;) and then you posted that one about red lights and driving without a license and prefaced it with some whiney a**ed disclaimer about not wanting to stir the pot, and now you come in here and tell this impressionable new member that they can't discuss green lights or SCBAs.:D I'm coming down to kick your butt. And as I said in the post about revenge, it'll be somewhere and sometime when you least expect it:D

It's ok firehunter, we do this to each other on a regular basis. Welcome to the Firehall. Remember to participate and don't just lurk.:)

:cool: P.S. It's ok to use punctuation, unlike the sentence above.

[iamvff]

Originally posted by DFCSmash
iamvff, you hypocritical SOB. We just about get the green light thread that almost caused bestcoast and me to come to blows;) and then you posted that one about red lights and driving without a license and prefaced it with some whiney a**ed disclaimer about not wanting to stir the pot, and now you come in here and tell this impressionable new member that they can't discuss green lights or SCBAs.:D I'm coming down to kick your butt. And as I said in the post about revenge, it'll be somewhere and sometime when you least expect it:D

It's ok firehunter, we do this to each other on a regular basis. Welcome to the Firehall. Remember to participate and don't just lurk.:)

:cool: P.S. It's ok to use punctuation, unlike the sentence above.
:D please bring beer!

[DFCSmash]

That's the revenge part. It'll be OV:D

[JGallagher]

Originally posted by iamvff

(2) You are not allowed to say SCBA,



You said that word!!!

[wilderness]

JG you mentioned scba's you deserve a kick in the (*)

[bestcoast]

Originally posted by DFCSmash
iamvff, you hypocritical SOB. We just about get the green light thread that almost caused bestcoast and me to come to blows;) and then you posted that one about red lights and driving without a license and prefaced it with some whiney a**ed disclaimer about not wanting to stir the pot, and now you come in here and tell this impressionable new member that they can't discuss green lights or SCBAs.:D I'm coming down to kick your butt. And as I said in the post about revenge, it'll be somewhere and sometime when you least expect it:D

It's ok firehunter, we do this to each other on a regular basis. Welcome to the Firehall. Remember to participate and don't just lurk.:)

:cool: P.S. It's ok to use punctuation, unlike the sentence above.

Ya what you said DFC.......:D

[firehunter]

What's wrong with scba? I happen to like Sugar Coated Baked Apples
Once the oven door opens I get the GREEN LIGHT:) mmmmm good:p

[wilderness]

Sorry that was uncalled for firehunter take you sugar coated baked apples and leave......ooh and that green flashing light don,t even get me started.......

[firehunter]

Originally posted by wilderness
Sorry that was uncalled for firehunter take you sugar coated baked apples and leave......ooh and that green flashing light don,t even get me started.......

I would leave but I'm at a red light and have to wait till it turns GREEN:D

[iamvff]

Originally posted by bestcoast
Ya what you said DFC.......:D

:D bring beer....too

be safe
iamvff

[iamvff]

Originally posted by firehunter
What's wrong with scba? I happen to like Sugar Coated Baked Apples
Once the oven door opens I get the GREEN LIGHT:) mmmmm good:p

Ohhh...your good, you've done this before, haven't ya. Move over folks there another one movin in!!!

Be safe
iamvff

[iamvff]

Quick...someone fart so we can get back on topic!!...........Sue? All the 50, you should have a good 7 pointer tied up in there:confused: :o :p

be safe
iamvff