Cop's somethings you should never say

[wilderness]

#1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.. ok in Texas
#2 Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in...
#3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People....
#4 Hey you must have been doing about 125mph, to keep up with me....NICE JOB there CHIEF....
#5 Are you Barney or Andy....
#6 I though you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer...
#7 You're not going to check the trunk are you.....
#8 I pay you salary!!
#9 Gee, Officer that's terrific....the last officer gave me a warning too...
#10 Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good so atleast one of us does.....
#11 I was trying to keep up with the other traffic..yes i know there are no other cars around..... thats how far ahead of me they are.....
#12 Gee son your eyes look red have you been drinking....gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been at timmies again eating glazed doughnuts?
#13 i'm sorry officer for trying to out run you...but my wife just left me for a cop and i thought you were him trying to bring her back...
#14 how do i get blood stains from carpet..... does bleach work
#15 hey i like things kinky...what time are you off at...........

[Fireknight]

My buddy is a cop, these are getting printed off for him, and pulled out, next time he calls me a hose jockey...the dounut munching freak..... :D

[FFWannabe]

hahahaha... Number 14, that's a good one? Errr, Um, I mean.... Nothing...

Sue :eek:

[bestcoast]

One of my good friend's is a cop too so I have a few cop jokes up my sleeve when the hose jockey comment's come out....
How many cop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
How many cop's does it take to throw a man down the stairs......A: None. He fell.
Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died?? A: 10. 5 during the accident and 5 during the re-enactment.

[wilderness]

I LOVE #13

[Jon1]

Those are really funny!!! My dad had a good laugh at those!!!!