colin911
02-07-2005, 07:18 AM
A guy is at the bar and he's been drinking all day, so by now he's pretty drunk. Not having any time to run to the bathroom, he accidentally pukes all over himself. He says out loud, "Damn, my wife's going to kill me, this is the third time this week I've done this."
The guy sitting next to him says "I've done that a few times too, but I've figured out a way to get out of trouble. What you do is, slip a $10 bill into your shirt's front pocket, and when you get home you say to your wife that someone puked on you at the bar and gave you ten bucks for the drycleaning."
Now, the fellow with the puke all over him thinks that's a terrific idea and decides to stay and have a few more drinks.
When he gets home, his wife is waiting and sees the state he's coming home in and starts to get really mad. The guy explains that someone at the bar vomitted on him and gave him $10 for the drycleaning. The wife looks in his shirt pocket and says "Wait a minute, there's $20 in here"
The guy says "Oh yeah, he also took a crap in my pants."
The guy sitting next to him says "I've done that a few times too, but I've figured out a way to get out of trouble. What you do is, slip a $10 bill into your shirt's front pocket, and when you get home you say to your wife that someone puked on you at the bar and gave you ten bucks for the drycleaning."
Now, the fellow with the puke all over him thinks that's a terrific idea and decides to stay and have a few more drinks.
When he gets home, his wife is waiting and sees the state he's coming home in and starts to get really mad. The guy explains that someone at the bar vomitted on him and gave him $10 for the drycleaning. The wife looks in his shirt pocket and says "Wait a minute, there's $20 in here"
The guy says "Oh yeah, he also took a crap in my pants."