DFCSmash
02-09-2005, 09:35 PM
Fred and Bill are talking in the bar one night and Fred says" well, I better be going, I was out late the other night and I'm still in trouble."
Bill asks "What happened?"
"Well," says Fred "the other night I was out with the boys and I was pretty late getting home, so I eased down the street, shut off the lights about half a block back, turned off the car and coasted into the driveway. Then I crept into the house sockfoot, closed the door as gently as I could, and snuck up the stairs. I undressed in the hall and ever so gently and quietly slowly crawled into bed. Man. my head hadn't hit the pillow when it hit the fan. She screamed at me for half an hour! I can't let that happen again."
Bill says "Buddy, I've come home late lotsa times and let me tell ya, you're doing it all wrong. Here's what I do. About half a block from home, I flip on the high beams, and drop it into low gear. Come into the driveway with the tire squealing, and then lock up the brakes so they really screech. Then I honk the horn a couple of times. Go up to the house and ring the doorbell, then I open the door and slam it shut. Open and slam it once more for good measure. I sing a song as I stomp up the stairs. Then I walk into the bedroom and flip on the light. Still singing, I get undressed. Flip the light on and off a couple of times. Then I dive into bed, smack her on the butt and say 'C'mon babe, tonight's the night' She hasn't woke up yet!"
Hey I thought it was funny.:D
Bill asks "What happened?"
"Well," says Fred "the other night I was out with the boys and I was pretty late getting home, so I eased down the street, shut off the lights about half a block back, turned off the car and coasted into the driveway. Then I crept into the house sockfoot, closed the door as gently as I could, and snuck up the stairs. I undressed in the hall and ever so gently and quietly slowly crawled into bed. Man. my head hadn't hit the pillow when it hit the fan. She screamed at me for half an hour! I can't let that happen again."
Bill says "Buddy, I've come home late lotsa times and let me tell ya, you're doing it all wrong. Here's what I do. About half a block from home, I flip on the high beams, and drop it into low gear. Come into the driveway with the tire squealing, and then lock up the brakes so they really screech. Then I honk the horn a couple of times. Go up to the house and ring the doorbell, then I open the door and slam it shut. Open and slam it once more for good measure. I sing a song as I stomp up the stairs. Then I walk into the bedroom and flip on the light. Still singing, I get undressed. Flip the light on and off a couple of times. Then I dive into bed, smack her on the butt and say 'C'mon babe, tonight's the night' She hasn't woke up yet!"
Hey I thought it was funny.:D