wilderness
02-12-2005, 07:55 AM
While walking through the Northern Victoria Island woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree, with his ear firmly aganst the tree.. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree" the other man replied.
"you got to be kidding' me."
"no would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, well, OK...
so he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
with this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, and carkeys, then stripped him naked and left.
two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked " what the hell happened to you?" So he told the whole story about how he got there... When he finnished telling the story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said.... "This just isn't gonna be your day."
"I'm listening to the music of the tree" the other man replied.
"you got to be kidding' me."
"no would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, well, OK...
so he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
with this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, and carkeys, then stripped him naked and left.
two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked " what the hell happened to you?" So he told the whole story about how he got there... When he finnished telling the story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said.... "This just isn't gonna be your day."