wilderness
02-14-2005, 09:23 AM
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on a vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, " you can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her, here in the Holy Land for $250.
So after much thought, he informed the undertaker that he would spend the $5000. and have her shipped home... The undertaker was taken back with this, and asked why he would spend that kinda money to have his mother-in-law shipped home.. when it would be wonderful to be buried here, for the little cost of $250.
The man then replied, " long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead..... "AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE."
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, " you can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her, here in the Holy Land for $250.
So after much thought, he informed the undertaker that he would spend the $5000. and have her shipped home... The undertaker was taken back with this, and asked why he would spend that kinda money to have his mother-in-law shipped home.. when it would be wonderful to be buried here, for the little cost of $250.
The man then replied, " long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead..... "AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE."