Women and Men

[FFWannabe]

To impress a woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


To impress a man:

Show up naked.. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.



hahahhaa!!! That cracked me up!!

Sue :)

[wilderness]

god the truth hurt's

[bestcoast]

I read the Wine her, Dine her part and thought it was a different joke;) but that is a good one.....BC.....

[Red_Devil]

ahh you dont need to show up naked, just cook up some dinner and dont block the tv

[FFWannabe]

Shit< i got kicked out of here the last time I tried to post.. I wonder if that's a message... haha!

Now, now BC would a proper lady post that? haha!

And wilderness, you know most women have actually given up on that list... I would settle for a slap on the ass and a "hey babe!" these days!! :eek:

Sue :)

[DFCSmash]

WHAAAAT. NO BEER?!? Only wings, naked wimmen, and no TV blocking? Well, I suppose that's not bad for a first try, but try ro do better next time.:mad: :D :D :D

Oh, and Sue, Hey Babe.:p

[bestcoast]

Ya, i'm with you DFC.......Gotta have BEER!!!!!!!!....BC.....

[FFWannabe]

hey now... we're a smart bunch you know.... we're keeping the beer for ourselves!!!


Sue :)

[DFCSmash]

Originally posted by FFWannabe
hey now... we're a smart bunch you know.... we're keeping the beer for ourselves!!!

Ho Ho Ho Aren't you special?:D

No, you'll be bringing the beer over thank you very much.

And no back talk. I'm trying to watch TV. :D

[FFWannabe]

Originally posted by DFCSmash
Ho Ho Ho Aren't you special?:D

No, you'll be bringing the beer over thank you very much.

And no back talk. I'm trying to watch TV. :D

Har Har.... don't forget, it's winter, and you know what kind of beer I drink in the winter!!!! ;)

Sue :)