wilderness
02-16-2005, 12:57 PM
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties......
Terry had married a woman from the United States, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the house duties that needed doing in the home, he said he came home evry day for the pass week and the house had been spotless and his meals were fixed and a cold beer on the table....
Jimmie had married a woman from Australia, he also bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning and laundry and dishes and the cooking... he said evey day for the last 6 months the house chores were done and he always had cold beer in the fridge and his friends were always welcome and she would fix them a meal if they so wanted..
Now the Old Red Devil married a girl from Canada.. he boasted that he told her that her duties were first him then the kids then family, house cleaning, cutting the lawn wash laundry and hot meals on the table for every meal... REd said the first day he didn't see anything.. the second day he didn't see any big change..... but by the third day the swelling had gone down enough and he could see just enough out of his left eye--enough to fix himself and meal and load the dishwasher, and phone the landscaper......GOD BLESS CANADIAN WOMEN........
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Note to the old devil, KIND, INTELLIGENT, LOVING, AND HOT
THIS DESCRIBES EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT
Terry had married a woman from the United States, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the house duties that needed doing in the home, he said he came home evry day for the pass week and the house had been spotless and his meals were fixed and a cold beer on the table....
Jimmie had married a woman from Australia, he also bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning and laundry and dishes and the cooking... he said evey day for the last 6 months the house chores were done and he always had cold beer in the fridge and his friends were always welcome and she would fix them a meal if they so wanted..
Now the Old Red Devil married a girl from Canada.. he boasted that he told her that her duties were first him then the kids then family, house cleaning, cutting the lawn wash laundry and hot meals on the table for every meal... REd said the first day he didn't see anything.. the second day he didn't see any big change..... but by the third day the swelling had gone down enough and he could see just enough out of his left eye--enough to fix himself and meal and load the dishwasher, and phone the landscaper......GOD BLESS CANADIAN WOMEN........
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Note to the old devil, KIND, INTELLIGENT, LOVING, AND HOT
THIS DESCRIBES EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT