The Fireman and the Cat!

[jamielopes]

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the little girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon
to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," The firefighter says: "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."

The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

:D

[FFWannabe]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

“That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Girl", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

I'm still crying... that was so funny!!! hahahaha!!

Sue :)

[Scuba]

HOLY BALLS!

[Kearley]

Sue... you're awesome... ouch