colin911
03-10-2005, 05:06 AM
A guy's wife asks him, "If I were to die, would you get married again and share our bed with your new wife?"
The husband answers "I guess I might"
"What about my car?" She asks. "Would you give that to her too?"
He replys "Perhaps."
"Well, what about my golf clubs. Would you give them to her?"
"No, not your golf clubs" he assures her.
"Why not?" Asks the wife.
"She's left-handed."
The husband answers "I guess I might"
"What about my car?" She asks. "Would you give that to her too?"
He replys "Perhaps."
"Well, what about my golf clubs. Would you give them to her?"
"No, not your golf clubs" he assures her.
"Why not?" Asks the wife.
"She's left-handed."