Bonne St Patrick!

[FFWannabe]

Yes, another joke from me!! hee hee!! Cracked me up... but, as we all know, I'll laugh at just about anything! hee hee!

:D

Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.

Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"

Bwwahahahahahahahahaha..... too funny! Sue :)

[iamvff]

Knock....knock...

[FFWannabe]

Who's there?

[iamvff]

Who's there?

ach.......

[FFWannabe]

ach.......

Okay, okay.... Come in then.... ;)

:D

[Red_Devil]

Come on guys, this is getting almost pathetic, LOL, Please keep your flirting to pms please, not in public forums for all to see

[iamvff]

Okay, okay.... Come in then.... ;)

:D

Hey...ya said ya like the corny ones!! ;)

be safe
iamvff

[FFWannabe]

Come on guys, this is getting almost pathetic, LOL, Please keep your flirting to pms please, not in public forums for all to see

Flirting??? hahaha.. You must be single, if your calling that flirting... do you get your face slapped from time to time? lol

Sue :)

[Red_Devil]

Ahhh sorry to break your heart Wannabe, not single as per the singles forum poll someone tried starting on here a few months ago lol, Havnet gotten my face slapped much lately but my rear end.....now that is another story between Mrs_Devil and me ;) oh ya baby ;)

[wilderness]

ooh FF you a handfull,

[iamvff]

Come on guys, this is getting almost pathetic, LOL, Please keep your flirting to pms please, not in public forums for all to see

Hey Jimmy Hendrix (R_D). First of all I don't flirt because I can't afford half of my wifes debt's. Second of all..at my age...If I wanted something I would just come right out and ask for it...there aint enough time to flirt. Besides....wilderness & JG manage the flirting department on this web site... ;) :D

be safe
iamvff

[FFWannabe]

I just had to bump this.... please refer to the joke on the first page.... I laughed me arse off when I first heard this!!

Sue :)

Ooops, just read the rest of this thread... hahaha... good times!!

[iamvff]

The sad part is most of the jokes haven't gotten any better! :p

iamvff

[FFWannabe]

The sad part is most of the jokes haven't gotten any better! :p

iamvff

har har.... you're lucky I like you!!! ;)

Sue :)

PS - But you're absolutely right!!! hahahaha!

[ilaff]

The sad part is most of the jokes haven't gotten any better! :p

iamvff
Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Missus was never too happy about it, either. So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, "Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye'". Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who the hell ARE you?". Too that the Missus replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned old fool". To which Flaherty remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to yer sister."

[wilderness]

Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Missus was never too happy about it, either. So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, "Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye'". Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who the hell ARE you?". Too that the Missus replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned old fool". To which Flaherty remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to yer sister."
LMAO
i think i know her...

[ilaff]

As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on Saturday night went to confession in the church which she had always attended as a child. In the confessional Father Sullivan recognized her and began asking her about her work. She explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and he wanted to know what that meant. She said she would be happy to show him the kind of thing she did on stage.
She stepped out of the confessional and within sight of Father Sullivan, she went into a series of cartwheels, leaping splits, handsprings and backflips.
Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their turn, were two middle-aged
ladies. They witnessed Lena's acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: "Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin' out this night, and me without me bloomers on!"

[bestcoast]

An Irish Priest is driving down to Vancouver and gets stopped by the RCMP.
The mountie smells alchohol on the priests breathe and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says " Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water" says the priest.
The Mountie says "then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks down at the bottle and says "Good Lord, Hes done it again."

..BC......

[ilaff]

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

[ilaff]

Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! Oi'd recognize her anywhere!"

[iamvff]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I rest my case! :o

iamvff

[DandE]

thank god Im scotish the irish are too funny ROFLMAO