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firewhirly
04-04-2005, 05:56 PM
It is once again time to vote for the Darwin Award Nominees. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those Nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully). The Nominees are:

Nominee number 1:
San Jose Mercury News - An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

Nominee number 2:
Kalamazoo Gazette - James Burns, of Alamo, as killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could as the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."

Nominee number 3:
Hickory Daily Record - Ken Charles Barger, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson. Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

Nominee number 4:
Toronto - Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200 man association.

Nominee number 5:
Bloomburg News Service - A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage and a couple of other things. It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or hadhis windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut, up in his, near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a bigman with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.


Nominee number 6:
The News of the Weird - Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. Whilst sitting on a metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

Nominee number 7:
The Indianapolis Star A cigarette lighter may have triggered fatal explosion - Dunkirk, Indiana. A Jay County man using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzle loader was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriffs investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home about 11:30 p.m. Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54 caliber muzzle loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.


Nominee number 8:
St. Louis - Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it. Police found him unconscious in front of the store; paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.

Nominee number 9:
To poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him.


Nominee number 10:
Associated Press, Kincaid - Blasting Cap Explodes in Man's Mouth at Party. A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tougue state police said Wednesday. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Payne. Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it," Payne said. "It wouldn't go off and this guy said, 'I'II show you how to set it off."

five_alarm
04-21-2006, 07:34 AM
OTTAWA, ON - An Ottawa man is in serious condition and was airlifted to the burn unit at Sunnybrook Health Sciences Centre in Toronto after accidentally setting himself on fire yesterday morning while trying to cut open a gas tank with a chainsaw.

The Ottawa Fire Department said 62-year-old Stanley Hill had been doing some cleanup work on a rural property at 4679 Ridge Rd., off Walkley Road, about 10 a.m. when, they believe, a spark from the saw caused a small explosion and a flash of fire to spread up his body and head.

Source: canada.com (http://www.canada.com/ottawa/news/city/story.html?id=780b775b-d751-43ba-8ee4-e3841e80d068&k=85773)

MFDFF33
04-22-2006, 07:59 PM
It's truely amazing how people can pull off such crazily stupid things.

ABFF37
04-22-2006, 08:16 PM
At least it keeps us in business in the fire service lol...

AB:p

MFDFF33
04-22-2006, 08:20 PM
I'd have to agree with you on that one for sure LOL

FitSsikS
04-23-2006, 06:44 AM
Everyone knows that an old gas tank is perfectly safe to cut when it's empty!

;)

What gets me is not only is he a moron, he is also lazy.

He drove the 100 meters to his neighbours!

firefighter26
04-24-2006, 12:24 PM
Didn't they do a few episodes of MythBusters for some of nominees?

firewhirly
04-24-2006, 03:05 PM
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY
ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:
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FEMALE SOFA-----A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww.....
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PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "a rat in her privates" which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.
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PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)
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BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!!!)
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OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency
room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

FitSsikS
04-24-2006, 03:38 PM
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY
ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:


http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:e2fGX6k7188J:www.usoc.org/26_13382.htm+Peekaboo+

Ya and former American Downhill skier, Picabo (peekaboo) Street had a local emergency ward name after her....

Peekaboo I.C.U.

:P

BMWags
04-25-2006, 06:56 PM
Peekaboo I.C.U.

BAhahahaha!!

five_alarm
06-07-2006, 07:37 AM
ABBOTSFORD, BC - A 19-year-old Abbotsford man is facing impaired driving charges after smashing two marked police cruisers this weekend. Around 9:30 p.m. on Friday, Abbotsford police officers parked their two police cruisers on the roadside as they attempted to make an arrest at a home on Janzen Street. “As the officers approached the house, they heard a loud bang behind them and discovered that a white Toyota Corolla crossed the centre line, smashing in the rear of one police vehicle,” said Const. Casey Vinet. Source: abbynews.com (http://www.abbynews.com/portals-code/list.cgi?paper=38&cat=23&id=662762&more=)

Michael13
08-31-2006, 06:52 AM
BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A military shell given to a group of children by a neighbor exploded while they played with it, killing two children and injuring five others, police and witnesses said.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/30/shell.explosion.ap/index.html


Thought I would post this here, since it doesnt have anything to do with Fire Rescue but alot to do with shear stupidity. What kind of parent (neighbour) allows children to play with a motar shell?!? I'm speechless.

fireman-911
08-31-2006, 07:37 AM
BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A military shell given to a group of children by a neighbor exploded while they played with it, killing two children and injuring five others, police and witnesses said.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/30/shell.explosion.ap/index.html


Thought I would post this here, since it doesnt have anything to do with Fire Rescue but alot to do with shear stupidity. What kind of parent (neighbour) allows children to play with a motar shell?!? I'm speechless.
wtf!

that's nuts! I can't even imagine giving anything like that to kids.... spent or not!

iamvff
08-31-2006, 09:28 AM
wtf!

that's nuts! I can't even imagine giving anything like that to kids.... spent or not!
Of course not....do you know what it'd be worth on E-bay!!!

iamvff:)

http://cgi.ebay.ca/British-WW2-Bofors-HE-40mm-Shell-Inert-NR_W0QQitemZ250023150188QQihZ015QQcategoryZ4721QQs sPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Michael13
09-18-2006, 06:42 AM
A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006430098,00.html

Source: thesun.co.uk

mrswild98
09-18-2006, 08:58 AM
wtf!

that's nuts! I can't even imagine giving anything like that to kids.... spent or not!

Speaking of "nuts".....Are you sure he's not the one from the emerge who stabbed his date with the fork? Was he thinking with his "other" brain when he gave it to that kid??????:mad: