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wilderness
05-11-2005, 06:14 AM
Bless me father for i have sinned, i have been with a loose moral woman.
Is that you JG asked the priest, yes father it is I..
And may i ask who the woman you were with?
I can't be tellin you Father. I don't want to ruin her good name.
Well JG I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so please tell me my son. Was it canadiancarebear?
"I can not say father"......... was it 1sweetff? I will never tell.... father"....... ok my son you must tell to be forgiven.
Was it ffwannabe. Father my lips are sealed.... ok JG was it LtBlondie.. Please Father ask me no more, I can not tell you her name.. was it Missu? I'll never tell Father...
The priest sighs in frustration. " you're a steadfast lad JG. and i admire that. But you have sinned, and you must atone.
You cannot attend church mass for three months, be off with you now and think of the wrong you have done.... JG walks back to his pew, and sits beside his friend RD.. Reddevil whispers " What you get?" Three month's vacation and five possible leads"
** I,m going to pay for this aren't I** sorry Ladies:)
missu
05-11-2005, 06:25 AM
No, you're not going to pay for this. I'm just hopping on a flight down there and I'm going to tell that priest you were with that you said a little fib. That it wasn't any of those women you mentioned, but that it was his wife. Yes, some reverends are married and you're going to get it from him. You're going straight to hell, not on 3 months vacation!

hehehe, just teasing!
wilderness
05-11-2005, 06:28 AM
I've been to hell... i like it alot..might buy some property there.....
Scuba
05-11-2005, 09:29 AM
hahahaha

That's freakin hilarious.

Wilderness - you know your got yourself an express trip to hell once those ladies finish with ya?
wilderness
05-12-2005, 04:22 AM
hahahaha

That's freakin hilarious.

Wilderness - you know your got yourself an express trip to hell once those ladies finish with ya?
i just hope they don't hurt me to bad......
Scuba
05-12-2005, 04:24 AM
You'd prolly like it... heh
wilderness
05-12-2005, 04:31 AM
You'd prolly like it... heh
only if ffwannabe use ice and feather...oops did i say that out loud...sorry...
missu
05-12-2005, 05:20 AM
only if ffwannabe use ice and feather...oops did i say that out loud...sorry...

Ice and feathers?
Scuba
05-12-2005, 05:25 AM
only if ffwannabe use ice and feather...oops did i say that out loud...sorry...


So do we wanna know what the other 4 would be up to while that's goin on? LOL