dentedhead
05-24-2005, 08:04 AM
A woman wkes up one morning,she looks out her window and sees a great bloody gorilla in her tree.Understandably she is a bit distraught.
She goes to the phone book and finds Jims humane gorilla removal.She phones.Jim says hell be right over.
As promised he shows up gets out of his truck and assesses the situation.He tells the woman its no problem looks like a straight forward removal.He goes back to his truck and returns with a pit bull a shotgun and a net.The woman was concerned about the shotgun as she wanted a humane removal.
Jim assured that the gorrilla would not be harmed.He explained the process.
1 I will climb the tree to dislodge the gorrilla by shaking the tree vigourously.
2 When the gorilla falls I drop the net on him the pit bull will then clamp on its testicles.I will then tranqualize the beast and remove him.
That sounded reasonable the woman thought.I have one question though.She asked why the shotgun was needed?
Jim told her if that gorilla starts shaking back you shoot that f@#kin dog.
Dentedhead
She goes to the phone book and finds Jims humane gorilla removal.She phones.Jim says hell be right over.
As promised he shows up gets out of his truck and assesses the situation.He tells the woman its no problem looks like a straight forward removal.He goes back to his truck and returns with a pit bull a shotgun and a net.The woman was concerned about the shotgun as she wanted a humane removal.
Jim assured that the gorrilla would not be harmed.He explained the process.
1 I will climb the tree to dislodge the gorrilla by shaking the tree vigourously.
2 When the gorilla falls I drop the net on him the pit bull will then clamp on its testicles.I will then tranqualize the beast and remove him.
That sounded reasonable the woman thought.I have one question though.She asked why the shotgun was needed?
Jim told her if that gorilla starts shaking back you shoot that f@#kin dog.
Dentedhead