Outhouse

[wilderness]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around, when she hollers out....
"PA, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies " there ain't nothing wrong with the outhouse ma."
Ma yells back " Yes there is now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, " Ma there ain't nothin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma replies "stick your head in the hole..."
Pa replies " i ain't sticking my head in the hole!"
Ma says you have to stick your head in the hole to see what needs to be fixed...
Pa procceds to stick his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, Ma there ain't nothing wrong with this out house!
Ma yells back "Now then take your head out of the hole!
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling
"Ma help! come quick my beards is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies " Hurt don't it?!" when can i exspect to have it fixed.....:P

[Scuba]

5 Letter word - Starts with S ;)

[missu]

I don't get it?

[wilderness]

I don't get it?
joking right?

[Scuba]

I hope so. lol

[missu]

No! Not a joke!

I am thinking that is what happens when you are married a few years?
No more being BARE or in BRAZIL???
Am I on the right path now???????????????

Gross!

[wilderness]

if your not clean shaven you heading in the right direction..... i just hope the lord don't strike me dead for this subject..

[dentedhead]

No! Not a joke!

I am thinking that is what happens when you are married a few years?
No more being BARE or in BRAZIL???
Am I on the right path now???????????????

Gross!

May happen to some after the wedding bells ring,yes you are now officially on the right path.

Dentedhead