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Old 01-25-2017, 04:12 AM
krafa krafa is offline
 
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Talking Hilarious Jokes from Kashfiya Rafa !!!

This is really a great thread for laughing, I just joined this community by the suggestion of my friend "Gustavo Woltmann". Here submit another hilarious one.

A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?”
The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.”
The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.”
The Psychiatrist replies: “No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?”

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Old 04-07-2017, 03:19 AM
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I am searching for the thread like this which is full of fun and we can share our views here freely.

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Old 08-26-2017, 02:35 AM
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Neutrino walked into a bar. “Got a speeding ticket”… Barman: “How fast were you going?”… Neutrino: “Over the speed of light, but I think the radar malfunctioned. “

An Electron walked into a bar. As he was served a martini, he waved to the Foton and collapsed.

An Atom walks into a bar. Barman “What are you going to have?”… Atom: “A gin-atomic, please”

Carbon and Hydrogen Atoms walk into a bar. “A bottle or red. Organic, please”

A Boson walked into a bar. Barman “What are you going to have?”… The Boson did not hear what the barman said. He had a noise canceling headphone on.
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