1 pkg. wieners
3 c. water
Combine wieners and water in a two quart saucepan. Bring to a boil until wieners are cooked. Throw the wieners in the garbage. Serve soup. Serves 3."
It's crucial that you remember to throw away the wieners. Most amateur cooks leave the wieners on a plate or even, laughably, serve them alongside the soup. This is disastrous! The boiled wieners give off, as vapor, a strange nitrate substance, which will recombine with the soup, putting it off.
No - throw the wieners away, shut the lid on the trashcan, or put it outside, and enjoy your steaming cup of WWS