So they decide the only way to find out if they are what the say is to go down to the Guiness book of World records to see if they are correct.
Sleeping beauty goes in first and comes out with a piece of paper and declares " This piece of paper from Guiness confirms that i am the most beautiful person in the world and it can be found on page 44."
Tom Thumb goes in and comes out.." This piece of paper declares that i am the smallest person on earth and can be found on page 174."
Quazimotto goes in and after sometime comes out as says in a loud voice" WHO THE HELL IS CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES."
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[align=center:2jsip9q8]That No Man's Ghost[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]Will Ever Say[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]"If Your Training Program[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]Had Only Done It's Job"[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
When the director of nursing became aware of edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell edna the news she said " Edna I have good news and Bad news"
"The good news is you are being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in the pool and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded your act displays a sound mind."
"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt from his robe right after you saved him.I am sorry, but he is dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home."
"If you want your breasts to grow then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything she grabs a piece of TP and stands in front of a mirror rubbing it between her breats.
"How long will this take she asks.?"
"They will grow larger over a period of years." her husband replies.
She stops. "Do you really think that rubbing a piece of TP between my breasts will make them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat her husband replies " Worked for your butt didn't it!!"
By the grace of god he is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy and the generous help of hospital staff he may walk again someday............BC...
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