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Postby fire_code » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:44 pm

ScubaJude wrote:And now....following up with Chef's post, like I said in my Clinton joke - the details were ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGES OF EVERY MAJOR NEWSPAPER AND TV NEW SHOW IN NORTHAMERICA. What's wrong with laughing at it?
I really hate to do it, but I'll take the bait one last time. There are a lot of things that mainstream media does that I do not agree with. Regardless, yes every news agency ensured that we were well informed of the all details, yet I think you'd have a hard time finding a reputable news outlet willing to publish your little dirty funny.

We aren't rating your jokes here; we aren't telling you that it is wrong to laugh at it. We're just asking that you keep the forums clean for everyone to enjoy. I think that is a pretty reasonable request. Join a dirty joke maillist, start a private message joke network, just keep it out of the forum.

We are talking about a couple of jokes here... seriously, give it up.

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Postby DFCSmash » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:07 pm

Right on Fire Code. Works for me.

I don't think it's all that difficult to find funny stuff that is "clean" or to clean up "racy" stuff.

For those who find this too confining, I can assure you there are many other forums out there that don't give nearly as much leeway on using those #$%@&^* symbols let alone actually using the cuss words.

The moderators here seem quite moderate in their editting/locking/deleting of posts/threads.
This is of course only my opinion. But then again, what else matters? It is not necessarily the opinion or policy of the department I belong to or the community I live in.

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Postby Scuba » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:44 pm

fire_code wrote:We are talking about a couple of jokes here... seriously, give it up.

*waves white flag*

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Postby Scuba » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:34 pm

false_alarm wrote:There will be a certain amount of latitude given in this area as to what is considered "good taste". We ask that you keep an open mind, not too open though "gray matter stains". DOOOHHH

There is one rule , if we find it offensive it's gone.

Be warned F_A is easily offended :p

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Postby wilderness » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:36 pm

i would say something but jude thinks it will be deleted before its even posted.........

[align=center:2jsip9q8]Lets Be damned Sure[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]That No Man's Ghost[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]Will Ever Say[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]"If Your Training Program[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]Had Only Done It's Job"[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]

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Postby bestcoast » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:28 pm

Check this guy out. Need Speakers... ... &aid=10558


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Postby iamvff » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:40 pm

bestcoast wrote:Check this guy out. Need Speakers... ... &aid=10558

Cool...can I have him at my next birthday party!

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Funny video

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Postby Keyatg33 » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:47 pm

A ham sandwhich walk into a bar and orders a beer. THe bartender looks at him ans says "sorry we don't serve food here."

Cow 1: I was artificialy inseminated today

Cow 2: I don't believe you

Cow 1: No! Really no Bull
Tactical truth #27: Just because you're talking dosen't mean you're communicating.

To some people common sense is just two pennies made in the same year.

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Postby bestcoast » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:44 am

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would
dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the BODIES.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.

Love, Vinnie

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