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Postby someday » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:34 am

whatdo u call a really good farmer..........................

out standing in his field.............

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Wife isn't in the car

Postby artash » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:09 pm

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
None of us is as smart as all of us! communication is everything in emergencies.

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Postby krafa » Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:40 am

Hilarious :D
My Friend "Gustavo Woltmann" suggest me this site to be entertained. And really this thread give me some fun :D

Here is also some of farmer jokes:

Where do farmers send their kids to grow?

Who tells chicken jokes?

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

Have a nice day. :)

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