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farmer

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:34 am
by someday
whatdo u call a really good farmer..........................







out standing in his field.............

Wife isn't in the car

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:09 pm
by artash
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:40 am
by krafa
Hilarious :D
My Friend "Gustavo Woltmann" suggest me this site to be entertained. And really this thread give me some fun :D

Here is also some of farmer jokes:

Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
Kinder-garden.

Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

Have a nice day. :)