Leaf laugh of the day

Did you hear the one about...
User avatar
dentedhead
Posts: 6453
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Leaf laugh of the day

Postby dentedhead » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:26 pm

Why do hockey fans in Toronto only drink from saucers?


Because all the cups are in Montreal!


Dentedhead
P.S That hurt to write,I am also a bit of a hab hater.Not as much as the leafs though.
Thousand a week for hide and seek on call when Im paid to be.

User avatar
Scuba
Posts: 3166
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:59 pm

Postby Scuba » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:29 pm

Har Har Har.

It's all good.....Sens kick Ass so far this year :D


User avatar
FFWannabe
Posts: 3898
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Postby FFWannabe » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:29 pm

hee heee..... love it!!! Sorry Leafsfan!!

Sue :)

User avatar
Leafs Fan
Posts: 403
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Postby Leafs Fan » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:41 pm

I am currently tied up in classes at camp stupid (Ontario Fire College) so am unable to respond to these petty threads. We will see who laughs last in May when I am rioting with the rest of the Leafs fans up Young street in celebration of a Cup win. :)

User avatar
wilderness
Posts: 2212
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm

Postby wilderness » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:42 pm

oooohhhh how sweet it is..... atleast i can remeber the last time the habs won the cup.... i wasn't born when the leafs did the last time............

[align=center:2jsip9q8]Lets Be damned Sure[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]That No Man's Ghost[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]Will Ever Say[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]"If Your Training Program[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]Had Only Done It's Job"[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]



User avatar
dentedhead
Posts: 6453
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Leaf laugh oldie but goodie

Postby dentedhead » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:10 pm

A wealthy industrialist wasnt sure which son he wanted to take over his business empire.He came up with a test. He gave each son 10 million dollars to see who would spend it wisely.They had 1 month to complete all transactions.

A month later both sons sat in his office.The first son tells his dad he has bought a car dealership that was in trouble and turned it around it was now making a tidy profit and should triple his money in a year.Dad was impressed.

Number 2 son proudly says I bought a mickey mouse outfit.Dad almost strokes on the spot.He starts yelling at his son ranting about what type of mickey mouse outfit is worth 10 million dollars.

The son replys oh this is a special mickey mouse outfit,no matter how terrible it does it still makes a ton of money and only wealthy people can afford it.It also only really operates from October til April.I have tripled my money in a month and could buy my brothers car dealership out in a week.Dad has now settled down and is quite impressed as this is the dumber of the two boys.Dad asks so what is the name of this mickey mouse outfit

The son says the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Dentedhead
Thousand a week for hide and seek on call when Im paid to be.

User avatar
FFWannabe
Posts: 3898
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Postby FFWannabe » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:44 pm

Leafs Fan wrote:I am currently tied up in classes at camp stupid (Ontario Fire College) so am unable to respond to these petty threads. We will see who laughs last in May when I am rioting with the rest of the Leafs fans up Young street in celebration of a Cup win. :)
hey, a cup a' Joe from Timmies Roll up the Rim, although very exciting, just doesn't cut it, okay!!! ;)

Sue! :D

User avatar
wilderness
Posts: 2212
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm

Postby wilderness » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:05 pm

Leafs Fan wrote:I am currently tied up in classes at camp stupid (Ontario Fire College) so am unable to respond to these petty threads. We will see who laughs last in May when I am rioting with the rest of the Leafs fans up Young street in celebration of a Cup win. :)
he who laughs last is the slowest.........

[align=center:2jsip9q8]Lets Be damned Sure[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]That No Man's Ghost[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8]Will Ever Say[/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]"If Your Training Program[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]
[align=center:2jsip9q8][color=red:2jsip9q8]Had Only Done It's Job"[/color:2jsip9q8][/size:2jsip9q8][/align:2jsip9q8]



User avatar
bestcoast
Posts: 2575
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Postby bestcoast » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:53 pm

Leafs Fan wrote:We will see who laughs last in May when I am rioting with the rest of the Leafs fans up Young street in celebration of a Cup win. :)
If you want some pointers we've been known to throw a good riot or two here in Vancouver!!... :rolleyes: .......BC............

User avatar
dentedhead
Posts: 6453
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:33 pm

Postby dentedhead » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:44 pm

bestcoast wrote:If you want some pointers we've been known to throw a good riot or two here in Vancouver!!... :rolleyes: .......BC............
They would do well to take you up on that.Leaf fans couldnt throw a fit.

Dentedhead
Thousand a week for hide and seek on call when Im paid to be.


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests